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Production date: 2025-03-20

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Feast yer eyes on these gray somethings, yeah? These knock off Thom Browne shorts ain’t your average throwaway. Think cloud-like comfort, like you’re swaddled in a hug from a very stylish, very rich person. That soft fabric? Pure bliss against the skin. Button closure? Classic, always. Side pockets? Essentials, innit? Don’t forget that teeny-tiny tag, a whisper of that Browne-y magic. They’re just chillin’ on a hanger, waiting for you to snatch ’em up. Picture it: you, these shorts, and a marble wall (or, y’know, whatever wall you got). Pure sartorial poetry.

Features that’ll make ya swoon:

• Gray as a rainy day, but way less depressing.
• Made from something that feels like a dream.
• Button closure, because buttons are cool.
• Pockets for your stuff (or your hands, no judgement).
• That lil’ tag? It’s the cherry on top, baby.